Back in the Saddle Again
Writing is hard sometimes. Life sneaks up on you and before you know it, it's been days, then weeks, then months since you last used your skills to soothe your soul while making others laugh. And sometimes you're just lazy as hell and don't really give a shit. Life and the occasional lazy streak have combined to make quite the gap in this fabulous blog. I apologize and now move on...
For those of you who read this blog for the weight loss stories, I have a great one for you!! Since starting the 50 Bandanas to Fit weight loss wonderment, I have lost 25 lbs. And have kept it off. That means I still have some excess baggage to drop. However, this fits perfectly in with the theme of my blog today...
Finishing What I Started

However, it really pissed me off. Why can't I finish stuff? I started off with a full head of steam in the weight loss department, then I fell off the face of the earth. This blog was started with the best of intentions, but I disappeared. What good is it to have a brain full of ideas if I don't finish them?
Thus, I am beginning The Year of Finishing Dangerously. Why "dangerously" you might ask? Because just imagine what a force I will be to reckon with if start finishing the shit I started. I could be dangerous!! I could be a freaking master mind!! Yeah!! Yeah!! I could wear a cape and have a super-hero name...oops. Sorry about that. Just a little ADHD sidetrack sample for you.

The other part of my goal is to make sure this blog stays alive, and well and keeps you all laughing. Because no matter what my goals and dreams may be, or how they may shift over time, one thing has always remained true in my life. Weird and funny shit happens to me. All of you may as well benefit from the healthy laughter-even if it's at my expense. I'll be laughing too.